The Toy Police!!!!!

A Friend of mine wrote the following, and sent it to me this morning. You may find it amusing, but potentially it is not far off from the possible Truth:

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Below is a link to a news story about the new government crack down on resale of recalled items at places like thrift stores and garage sales. And below that is my attempt at a humorous scenario involving a bust by the Toy Police on an illegal Barbie doll sale at the city wide garage sale. I had fun writing it anyway.

http://www.kansascity.com/444/story/1395184.html

Watch out! The Toy Police are watching you. All of you back yard big business men had better be prepared for stiff prison sentences when you sell those dangerous Barbie dolls and GI Joes at your next garage sale.

Now that you and your kids have survived the gauntlet of dangers hidden in those toys, you think that you will turn a big profit at the next city wide garage sale. Wrong!!!

The Toy Police will descend on you like insects. They will be dropped in on you to repel from your roof top. Hut,hut,hut. Some will parachute from C130s. Others will be delivered from Bradley assault vehicles. They will be outfitted in black Kevlar urban assault gear. They will be armed to the teeth with the latest weapons. F-16s and F-18s will circle to give close air support to the ground forces of the Toy Police assault group (TPAG) High over head B1,B2 and B52 bombers will be prepared with thermo-nuclear weapons at the ready in the event you resist with your 8 cartage 20 gauge shot gun.

Nuclear submarines and nuclear missile cruisers will be stationed off shore with satellite relays constantly updating your position into their targeting computers. All efforts will be directed by "Renegade" from his secret world domination bunker. At his order all of this firepower will be unleashed on you. The TPAG will rush upon you like lightning.

You will be thrown to the pavement by 5 muscle bound Kung-Fu gorillas each one placing a perfectly polished combat boot on your neck while shoving an automatic weapon in each one of your ears. An Apache attack helicopter will descend in front of your blood soaked face and hover with its vast array of high tech weapons pointed directly at you. After you have been safely subdued by TAZERING, Thorazine injections, wrist and ankle cuffs as well as placed in a straight jacket you will be hoisted into a Chinook helicopter.

Then you will be whisked to a government reeducation compound (concentration camp) to be reeducated (tortured) into being a good law abiding citizen. Or just exterminated. Rats you were just about to make $2.50 on that one armed bald Barbie doll sale.

By the way how did all of us kids survive the dangers of all those deadly toys without our benevolent government protecting us?
Good times!!!!
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Think it's far fetched? Remember Waco, Remember, Eolian Gonzales....there is no limit to what any unrestrained God-less, government could do to its people.....

Even my speech here on this blog can be considered insightful rhetoric by this current government.

However I do not encourage you to rebel against your government by taking up arms, rebellion is as the sin of Witchcraft. God has allowed us to come to this oppressive state, that we might come to repentance.

I encourage you to PRAY, because only God can help this country and keep HIS people with what is coming upon us all.